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When spooning in bed with your partner (usually wife) shits the bed all over your crotch.
"mike it was awful.." "what?" "last night...it turned into a dirty spoon and, well, yeah." "shit dude..." "IT WAS EVERYWHERE!"
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When a male is spooning with a female and drips pre-cum on her leg
I just wanted to spoon with him, and he ended up giving me a Dirty Spoon Rest.
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Gettin' a little "frisky" while spoon'n your girl when she's on her period
Mary and I were spoon'n last night cause she was like on her period, and I decided to "Spoon Dirty". Man, it looked like somebody skinned a dear in our bed!
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verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.
guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.
guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
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n. slut.
Origin: Cold Stone Creamery Sample Spoon Disposal Bin Label.
That dirty little sample spoon hooked up with my spouse. annnnnd scene.
n: a cuddle or snuggle position where a male partner is lying on his side, pressed-in closely from behind, with a detectable erection
v: to press-in closely from behind, on one's side, as a male partner with a detectable erection
"My guy and I ended up in a dirty spoon before getting out of bed for work."
"Then he said; 'Let's dirty spoon and see where it leads...'"
Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.
It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.