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During coitus, whilst pleasuring a woman with a fist. Insert one fist fully into the woman's vagina and insert the other fist fully into her anus. Using your fully developed forearm strength lift her above your head singing "Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama" (Intro to Lion King)
"Look at the veins in my forearms" -Cueball
"What Happened?" -Rodwell
"I pulled a Lion King on that bitch last night" -Cueball
"You're a god..." -Rodwell
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When you go all lion king on your phone, and put it high up in the air to get reception.
Yesterday I was in the subway and had to go lion king on my phone to get some bars
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Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".
1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!
Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging
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My favourite movie and soundtrack of all time
can you feel the love tonight? the peace the evening brings
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After sex/whatever gets him off, the man takes a little of his junk, spreads a line on the girls forehead and whispers "simba"
Holy shit, I lion kinged her last night.
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The act of holding up your dog 6 feet in the air while singing “Circle of Life.”
I Lion Kinged the shit out of my dog last night!
"Lion King" FAIL example: While Lion Kinging my 2lb. dog, he jumped out of my arms and fell six feet down and hit his head. As a result, I will NEVER Lion King AGAIN!
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