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A state of being in which a person attempts to hold in a crap i.e his "logs".
Rhyne: "Hey Josh, why are you sweating so much?"
Josh" "Because I ate three bean burritos this morning and this fuckwit of a teacher won't let me go, so I'm stuck here logging it."
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An act of revenge undertaken by defecating on the keyboard of the transgressor's laptop, followed by closing the device.
He stole my iPod, so I shut his laptop after taking a shit on the keyboard. I call it "Logging On."
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The art of strategically placing a fresh turd on a person's shoulder. To achieve total "logging efficiency", one must place said fresh turd on the shoulder for as long as possible before the source of the stench is found.
Steve's insightful opinions on foreign politics were completely undermined by the existence of a fully fledged log on his shoulder.
Steve: It is my opinion that the new government's policies are completely-
Jim: Dude, you have a turd on your shoulder.
Steve: Oh man, I totally got logged!
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Gary is a true logging ninja
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a standard looking tube-shaped poo.
Someone dumped a shit in the public swimming pool whilst it was packed and as soon as the log reached the surface everyone in the pool evacuated!
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Hey look, it's a large piece of timber, also known as a log.
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Being ready to do something. Usually poised in the form of a question to see if someone is ready to go. It can also apply to being in the right mind set to go somewhere. Usually asked before a social function or get together.
"Hey man I can't wait for this party Are you logged in?"
"No man I need to take some shots then I'll be logged in"
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Leggings worn by obese girls with thick, solid legs.
Girl: Do I look good in this?
Guy: Those loggings look great on you!
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