tesco meal deal

The British national meal, usually perfected by a sandwich, a pack of crisps and a coke.

Fuck roast beef lol

Bro what are u having for Sunday Lunch

Dude I’m having a Tesco Meal Deal

That’s well cool mate

meal deal syndrome

A syndrome in which someone can see through walls and look at nearby meal deals.

Ben: Where do you reckon' we eat tonight?
Jemma: Subway have got a deal on for a footlong
Ben:How'd you know that?
Jemma:I've got meal deal syndrome

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meal deal syndrome

Meal Deal Syndrome severity varies and there are different aspects to the autistic value of it.

1.The syndrome of which you can taste the meal deals before you buy them. Legend has it that you can taste the deals just thinking about them.

2. Being a sad wanker who goes onto stupid facebook pages and posts about his meal deal he got with his parent's minimum wage tip money.

3. Thinking about meal deals, getting hyped and rushing to the shop to buy them. Reaching maximum hunger will result in the autist seeing the deals through walls.

Jack: Ben can't stop, All he does is get meal deals!
Jordan: Really? Maybe he has meal deal syndrome?
Jack: Nah he is just an autist.

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Meal Deal D

When a man ejaculates his load into someone's mouth in the back of a taco bell.

id like to give her a meal deal d.

THERRIEN Meal Deal

A THERRIEN meal deal is the offering of food to father THERRIEN. Originally founded by michaelo in 89BC, this phrase has been used for millennia. A poem was created to support this:
Therrien Meal Deal
Electrical Eel

Greetings Father Therrien, please grace us with our Therrien Meal Deal.
Go away electrical eel

Ben Cousins Meal Deal

A reference to Hungry Jacks and the troubled AFL footballer Ben Cousins, who had a massive (and sadly ongoing) amphetamine and cocaine problem. The Ben Cousins Meal Deal: No burger, no fries, just the coke and ice.

Mate if I'm gonna go out again tonight, I'll need a Ben Cousins Meal Deal.