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The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day
Same position as the Utah Spider Crab, but you put it in the butt.
“We decided to switch it up and try the Utah Mud Crab to spice up our relationship.”
When someone who thinks they can fix somthing bur everyone know he / she can't.
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
"Fucking mud crab , everything he touches turns to shit"
The act of getting crabs from anal sex
Man I got mud crabs from after butt love last night
Pubic lice that have moved their way from from the genitals, through the mangroves of a man or woman’s gooch, only to take up residency in the general vicinity of one’s colon, hence the mud.
Hey mate I’ll be back in a minute my mud crabs are giving me grief
When a person takes a shit, doesn't clean their arse, and a second person proceeds to snort cocaine out of the unclean butt crack.
I walked in on my partner mud-crabbing a hooker, and was disgusted.
I got pink eye after a vigorous mud-crabbing session.