PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE

A word that means the same thing as promise, pinky swear, swear on my life, ect. what you tell someone when you want to assert sincerity regarding a promise.

"Do you promise to meet me at the mall at 2 o'clock, Pledge allegiance ok?" "Ok,ok, I pledge allegiance." (or,) "What happened to you? you said you would not leave me alone at the party, but you did! "Did I pledge allegiance?" "Um, no. But..." "But nothing. Did I pledge allegiance?" "No..," "Alrighty then."

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Pledge allegiance to Breanne

I pledge allegiance to Breanne

and to the hoes in mini vans

and to the stoners with crazy boners
that make up her loyal clan
and to the nights of 80's film
that don't disappoint or overwhelm

One nation,

under her,

indivisible

through cheer

and entertainment for all

When we have cheer first hour I always pledge allegiance to breanne. Cult classic.

i pledge allegiance to the swag

when you're too cool to pledge allegiance to the flag alone

i pledge allegiance to the swag mothafuckaaa!

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Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

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Hard Hat Pledge of Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!

Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!

I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South.

Maybe the confederacy pledge? I dunno.

Please rise for the Pledge of Confederacy. "I pledge allegiance to the South of the Confederate States of America. And to the confederacy, for which it stands, one nation, under God, divisible from the Union, with Liberty and Justice for the South."