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The act of getting money while you're sleeping
"I want that Sleeping Bag bro... making money while i'm sleep. Ya feel me?"
"Buy me a couple houses, get me a few tenants... then boom, I got that Sleeping Bag"
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A less explicit way of saying condoms.
"Hey, Tina, Can I borrow a couple sleeping bags? Its gonna be a good night ;)"
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referring to an uncircumcised penis. Very unsightly and most unfortunate to behold, especially when the tent it is pitching is kiddie sized.
"So we were going to go camping right? And he just started unrolling this tiny sleeping bag and I decided I didn't want to pitch a tent with him anymore"
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The dark circles that form around your eye due to lack of sleep and stress.
"Bro I worked 65 hours this week, I got the 'sleeping-bags'"
A code word for condom, especially when referring to a sexual occasion.
Bring your sleeping bag if you happen to pitch a tent with your girlfriend.
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When a man, after a rigorous regimen of scrotum stretching, takes his elongated scrotum and rolls it up and places it into the anus of a woman during coitus. Akin to a shocker, only performed by your genitals instead of your hand.
After I spent months of stretching out my ball sack daily with complete and utter dedication, I went down to the sigma chi sorority and sleeping bagged a few hussies.
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The act of sex where one partner crawls up into the female’s vagina, and curls up into the fetal position, only to emerge 10 hours later all wrinkled up, slimy, and slightly disoriented from the vaginal juices.
Dude, I’ve developed skin cancer from the sleeping bag that Jessica Yapp gave me yesterday night… fucking shit, dude…
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