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Slurpee
(sler-pea) n.
1. A tight lipped butthole sucking.
2. Popular 7/11 frozen beverage.
V. Slurped
Adj. Slurptastic
Synonyms: slurpoo
Antonyms: fellatio
"Dude, Jen gave me the best slurpee last night."
"Did you hear how many slurpees Jen sucked out last week?"
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When a girl Takes a gulp of a Slurpee and holds it in 1 of 2 cheeks,and the guy will insert his dick into the girls mouth.after that she will release the slurpee from her mouth making the guys dick cold as shit.Also here's a challenge:Stick Your dick in a slurpee for as long as possible and record that time!
Guy:I got the slurpee from my gf last night and my dick is blue as hell
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Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.
I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.
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When a girl or guy proceeds to give you brain with ice in her mouth and letting it melt thus creating the "slurpee" noise
dang girl you know how to give a mean slurpee
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A sexual act where the anus is licked back to front and the tongue is cupped in a slurpee straw fashion to hold stool. The slurping progresses from the perineum up the shaft of the penis and the stool is then deposited in the urethra causing a UTI. Preferred time of day for this act is 7:11
“Hey doc, can I get an antibiotic rx cuz my gf finally gave me that slurpee I’ve been begging for”
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Cum deposit left on skin needing to be slurped up.
She said, "Don't come in me, give me a slurpee."
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the act of receiving oral stimulatin from a babe until you erupt both piss and jizz all over her mouth, face, tits... you name it
R.jiga: yo nigga where were you at?
G.chav: man i was just at 7-11, i know the chick that works there so i got myself a free chili dog and a slurpee.
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