John: I tried my hands at stock market today.
Jane: That explains missing money from our account.
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stock market crash!
“abc if you caused stock market crash”
A euphemism for a threesome with two guys and one girl.
She went to the Hungarian stock market last night! Have you tried the sausage there? It's a two for one special!
The act of trading in any collectible that is graded, vacuum sealed in a lucite case or comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. i.e. Sports cards, comic books, toys, NASCAR commemorative plates, Civil War themed Chess sets, Beanie Babies, anything with the words "Star" and "Wars"...
The value of these items can rise and fall on a whim, but in the end they have no true value, despite what your monthly Beckett or Wizard guides may lead you to believe.
Dow sets all-time high; Blue-chip indicator manages highest close ever, taking out a 6-1/2-year-old record; falling oil is the catalyst; and good news for those holding Tickle Me Elmos in the White Trash Stock Market sector.
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A measure of Urban Dictionary's reputation depending on how their selected words of the day are.
The Urban Dictionary Stock Market is looking real good! So far every Urban Word of the Day this week has more ups than downs!
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In October there was a stock market oopsie-daisy.
UD Jews, I’m asking you guys
Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?
I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…
But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…
Will the stock market crash soon?
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