tired

Getting run over by an automobile and having a large treadmark left across your body.

Damn that asshole in the Humvee fucking tired me!

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tire

A term for your asshole because its black and round.

"Dude, this girl wants to lick my tire!"

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tired

Go to fucking SLEEP!
You'll thank me for this!

Man1: Man I'm tired...
Man2: (punches Man2 in temple, whom promptly goes to sleep.)

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tired

what mindless people type into the little "look up" box on urbandictionary..because they are bored, and most likely tired its a vicious circle

why are is this a definition? everyone knows what it means...i guess im dumbfuc to...oh well

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Tires

Black olives

No I don't want that pizza. It has tires on it.

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tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

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Tired

My tits are tired

Long like psalms

Flat like pancakes

My tits don't want to stay up anymore, they are tired

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