commander and theif

see George w. bush

I think you know come on.

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Chocolate theif

A term adopted in a strip from the cool comic strip known as Penny-Arcade, Chocolate theif is said to be a synonym of the words queer and homo.

Eddie is the biggest Chocolate Theif I know.

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The Inverted Theif

When a male and female of the human species are having sex in the piledriver position and the male has his penis inserted into the female's vagina he takes his testicels and shoves them in her anus.

Person A: "Dude I totally made it with *insert name* last night!"

Person B: "Really? Did you pull The Inverted Theif?"

A: "What's that?"

B: "It's when ou're piledrivin' a girl and you stick your giggle bag in her snatch"

A: "...what is wrong with you?"

status theif

A term used to describe a person who goes out of their way to steal your facebook status. These people normally claim that the status is either 'not yours' or 'posted before you can post it.'

Person 1: *on Facebook*"Money just changed everything"
Person 2:*on Facebook* "Money just changed everything"
Person 1: Dude! Stop being a status theif!
Person 2: It's technically not stealing if you put it on Facebook.

Joule Theif

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules

Someone who steals your energy by talking absolute shit. Thus draining your energy. Thus stealing your joules. Joule Theif

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theif rolls

Fat rolls so deep you can shoplift with them bitches.

I used my theif rolls to get me an xbox.

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fry theif

steals frys

the fry theif steals frys from children