Theodore is the type of guy that would spend all his time and money even if he can’t afford to. He is goofy and loyal.
Becky: That Theodore guy kinda cute
Jane:He is really loyal aswell
Becky: I call dibs
The sweetest man alive, he is so nice and makes all the girls around him blush. He has beautiful blonde hair and sparkling eyes, he has a deep manly voice and is so ripped. He has three arms and purple skin, he has seven girl friends and 12 wife's.
The most dank, zasty man alive. Usually has a huge meme collection. He's the most memeiest guy alive
See that guy over there, he's such a Theodore. He has the biggest meme collection I've ever seen!
a sexy bastard. usually has a really big dick. is not circumcised.
"OMG Theodore fucked me last night and he ripped my ass with his huge cock!"
nickname from George W. Bush for Ted Cruz
Theodore was on the legal team for the 2000 presidential recount, was on the domestic policy team for Bush-Cheney 2000, and Dubya told media outlets that he didn’t like him during the 2016 presidential election.
Theodores are as talented, sexy and charismatic as it gets. They always deliver. They’re always tall handsome. Pleasure’s all yours.
-Remember that tall, enigmatic yet attractive guy at the club?
-Who, Theodore?