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An atheist who reads Wikipedia to much in an attempt to seem more interesting.
Future Mother-in-law: "So what religion are you?"
Future Wife: "Oh, Mom, he's actually..."
Atheist: "That's alright honey. I'm a theological noncognitivist."
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Someone who appeals to a made up definition of "theological cult" in order to derogatorily call another religion a cult.
When I said that Rev. Jeffress was a rectum, I was using the definition of a theological rectum.
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When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.
Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.
Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.
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when you get hot and heavy during a makeout/ncmo sesh and then don't go any further than that for religious reasons. common occurrence among young mormons
I was really into it, but we experienced a theological cock block when we realized we couldn't go any further without going "too far".
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Theological deistology, also deistological theology, is an interdisciplinary field that seeks to unite theology with deistology and deistography, in other words, theological deistology seeks the use of sacred / religious / theological texts, books, articles and registers in order to study the nature of gods, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms in general, using of deistological methods to analyze them and understand how gods, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms actually are in practice. Theological deistology usually considers those kinds of texts, books, articles and registers as a form of protodeistography since they were, supposedly, describing the nature of gods, spiritual beings and extraphysical life forms.
"I am going to do a massive study on theological deistology, mainly on understand the nature of gods and see if it would be possible that they lived among humans in the past or not, it might be hard, but it will be really worth on doing it."