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Somthing cyrus says when he doesnt know what he is talking about, nut he plays it off like he knows. Any statement that uses this phrase is usually 99 percent accurate, i dont know how.
Me-"Hey Cyrus, how will mount the tv" Cyrus-"Well.....ummm......In Theory you can get tape and hang it"
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The theory that an R-rated psychological thriller will most likely contain partial nudity, most likely an image of breasts. The theory is supported by such movies as The Caveman's Valentine, The Hole, Kalifornia, The Jacket, Deadfall Trail, and The Oxford Murders.
"I just watched After.Life and Christina Ricci is topless through most of that movie. That movie totally supports The Theory."
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Theory Theory no Mi (Noun) is a phrase sometimes used among One Piece fans towards the other delusional fans in situations in which the idiotic fans construct the most ludicrous and farfetched fan theories you had the displeasure of listening to. These theories can range from being somewhat comical to completely confusing or frustrating, depending on how much stupidity you can stomach.
The phrase was named after the Devil Fruits, a fictional fruit in the series that grants the eater a supernatural power, such as the Gura Gura no Mi (Tremor-Tremor Fruit) These fan theories perhaps are thought up due to the expansive lore of One Piece.
Neanderthal Fan #1: Hey guys, check out this new fan theory my friend and I created! Basically, it's highly implied that Nami was pregnant with Sanji's baby during the Thriller Bark arc.
Normal Fan: That's fucking stupid. If Nami was pregnant, wouldn't she have given birth by now?
Neanderthal Fan #2: Well, if you let us explain, there's a large amount of evidence that Nami aborted her baby after-
Normal Fan: Shut yo Theory Theory no Mi ass up, bitch.
stiven theory \ˈstī-vənˈthē-ə-rē\
A series of theories, sometimes presented as facts, of Mr. Stiven that (a)explain historical events or (b)predict future ones.
Stiven Theory: Gorbachev was really a CIA agent who was sent by the U.S. to sabotage the Soviet Union.
Stiven Theory: The next World War will be over water. China will win.
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Kissing up to a hot girl in an attempt to get a “crumbadat” pussy
Hot Girl: Hey everyone, I sincerely apologize for kicking my dog in my latest video..
Guy 1: It’s okay, I totally understand. You’re great!
Guy 2: According to Crumbadat Theory, it looks like you’re tryna get a crumbadat pussy dude
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The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.
History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
The theory is that any girl with the name Avery will end up being pretty. If she is not pretty she will end up having a glow up because her name is Avery.
“That girl Avery had a HUGE glow up. She’s the definition of Wilkinson theory.”