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spoon

The scooping utensil used for eating ice cream because I spend my time on my room crying with a bucket of mint chocolate chip on my lap because GOD IM SO ALONE AND EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE BECAUSE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER DIED AGAIN AND SOMEBODY DATE ME PLEASE

Spoons are ideal for eating soup.

by eat-the-fluffies-or-die April 5, 2015

158πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Spoons

Connotation: medical slang

Definition: The amount of physical energy someone has to do a specific task.

Etiology: Comes from the psychological β€œspoon theory” (look that up separately I ain’t explaining it)

Someone: β€œwanna hang out today?”
Me: β€œNah I don’t have enough spoons for that, I’m planning on napping.”
Someone: β€œtf is a spoon?”

by Sacredfart November 2, 2022


spooning

A form of cuddling where the boyfriend/taller girlfriend lays facing the same direction as their shorter boyfriend/girlfriend and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like "spoons"

Person 1: Did you hear that Mark and Shannon were spooning last night?
Person 2: Yeah... They do it too much.. They need to get a room!!

by @tight_and_bright April 11, 2015

477πŸ‘ 147πŸ‘Ž


spoon

(verb)To cuddle with your significant other (as in the way spoons lie together).

Do you want to go out to a movie or just rent one and spoon?

by Mista Askew March 13, 2005

1677πŸ‘ 573πŸ‘Ž


Spooning

Spooning basically means you're hugging someone close to you.

You're facing the other person's back as that other person is facing away.

Guy: Hope you like my stomach rubbing on your back as my arms are wrapped around your body.
Girl: I love it when you wrap your arms around me, I love spooning !

by Edgy_shit January 24, 2019

62πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Spoon

To wack someone in the forehead with a spoon. A defense method first developed by the British mafia in the 1990's.

"Today Billy Pilgrim wouldn't stop spooning me at lunch."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

203πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


spoon

A nickname for an obnoxiously self entitled, controlling, toxic and dramatic person. This person loves playing the victim card in every situation and enjoys self pity. They are fake and not to be trusted as they love making you feel bad for them and about yourself. They will simultaneously stab in the back and betray you. This term can also be used to describe or nickname someone with wide hips.

Look at Hannah, she is such a spoon.

Hannah looks like a spoon.

Hey look out, it's spoon.

by LilDepressionBoi February 28, 2019