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to take a personal day.
The act of missing work to so something selfish
"Where's jeff today?"
"He's johning it"
"Should I go to class today?"
"No man, John it!"
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a fucking sick cunt that will always stand by you, he is a true friend
man have u seen john, hes such a good guy
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"That was definitely East Coast DI."
~ Commentator (East Coast)
"What's wrong with our DI?"
~ Mango (West Coast)
"Your DI is horrible. Trust me. Your DI causes you to die."
"Our DI rapes. We like to have fun, so we let let each other combo each other. That's how it works. We're not super-serious like you guys."
"Alright. In the East Coast, we got this saying called 'No Johns'."
Revival of Melee 1 Crew Battle Commentary
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john fucks.
Yea, you know that guy over there? Yea, yea John. He Fucks.
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A very sweet, caring, loving, attached and compassionate person. You can and will never fight with him.
He has his head and heart in place and
is totally committed to everything he does.
He will never take you for granted. He will make you smile, and Care for your likes n dislikes. He will always make you smile, and is a very charming and funny person. He is perfect. He is a soldier. Deserves to be loved and cherished.never let him go. He is the one.
I'm glad I found you. I love you john.
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Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that however), etc. John is probably the best human being alive and he also makes cute babies and writes cute paragraphs and has a sexy voice.
Person #1: Woah.. who's that?
Angry Girlfriend: That's my baby John *proud*
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