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Patrick is the sexiest man alive. He has eyes like a forest. So warm and calming. Mhm. Your hands will tingle running them through his silky smooth chocolate colored hair. He has most the deepest, sexiest, and arousing voice alive, that’ll make your heart melt. Patrick has jaw dropping rock hard abs. He is the epitome of what a real sexy man is.
He also has a big cock
Person 1: Who is that guapo chico?
Person 2: Oh that’s Patrick
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Patrick is the boy with nothing to regret. He lives life to the fullest with smiles and laughs with his friends. He always has a joke to share and is always making others smile and laugh no matter what. He cares about his friends and family and is honest and kind. He may sometimes hurt feelings with his jokes but he is the one person you just can't stay mad at. He'll make ya smile just by looking at him because he's so ridiculous and stupid. He is secretly smart but doesn't show it much. He is gorgeous and sporty. He is strong but immature. Ya can't help but love him.
Patrick is the funniest person ever!
Lol he makes me laugh everyday!!
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Most perfect guy ever. No questions. He's awkward and a little shy, but he's the sweetest and most thoughtful person in the world. He brings out the absolute best in people. He knows the exact words to make anyone feel better. He might not be the strongest, most athletic guy ever, but he definitely is adorable and more than amazing. Whoever ends up with Patrick should never regret it.
Patrick asked me out!
He's weak.
But he calls me beautiful everyday.
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pa-trik noun.
A sweet, caring, understanding, loyal Australian man with a great heart. Patrick is one of the most amazing and sincere people you will ever meet.
You will be extremely lucky to have this romantic, charming, handsome and extremely hot photographer in your life. Both his good looks and his height are impressive, as well as his tender and deep voice which will melt any girl's heart.
His dedication and love for his girlfriend are admirable, causing her to be ready to do anything for him and adore him more than anything in the world.
On Valentine's Day, Patrick is deserving of a public declaration of your love, and so much more.
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A pink starfish that is Spongebob's best friend.
He is also one of Spongebob's neighbors, along with Squidward.
he isn't very intelligent, but he had knowledge in the study of wumbology.
Patrick: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: no Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
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The epitome of all that is attractive. Is interested in space and physics.
Synonyms include:
alluring, beautiful, charming, engaging, enticing, fair, glamorous, good-looking, gorgeous, handsome, interesting, inviting, lovely, pleasant, pleasing, tempting, adorable, agreeable, beckoning, bewitching, captivating, comely, enchanting, enthralling, fascinating, fetching, hunky, looker, cute, magnetic, mesmeric,prepossessing, pretty, provocative, seductive, stunning, sexy, great, amazing, intelligent, hot, awesome.
"OMG. You suck at playing Mass Effect"
"Dude, it's okay because I'm Patrick".
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