this is sparta

A statement that, when said, causes you to win a quarrel regardless of how irrational your reasoning is.

Me: "Ok, all bad people start out as babies, right? If our society adopted the idea of regularly eating babies, then there would be no bad people!"
Sarah: "Your fucking insa..(i interrupt)"
Me: "This is Sparta!"
Sarah: "Damn it..."

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THIS IS SPARTA!

Internet meme taken from the movie 300

Guy 1:"This meme sucks"
Guy 2:"meme?
THIS IS SPARTA!"

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Sparta

Sparta is a city in southern Greece. In antiquity it was a Dorian Greek military state, originally centered in Laconia. As a city-state devoted to military training, Sparta possessed the most formidable army in the Greek world, and after achieving notable victories over the Athenian and Persian Empires, regarded itself as the natural protector of Greece.Laconia or Lacedaemon,was the name of the wider city-state centered at the city of Sparta, though the name "Sparta" is now used for both. The Kings of Sparta were believed to be the direct descendants of Heracles.

The city of Sparta lies at the southern end of the central Laconian plain, on the right bank of the river Evrotas. The site was strategically located; guarded from three sides by mountains and controlling the routes by which invading armies could penetrate Laconia and the southern Peloponnesus via the Langhda Pass over Mt Taygetus. At the same time, its distance from the sea—Sparta is 27 miles from its seaport, Gythium—made it difficult to blockade.

It's a place in ancient Greece called Sparta

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1. Ancient Greek City-State
2. To kick someone in the chest and have them fall over.

I was walking up the stairs to go to my class, and Jim Sparta'd me when I got to the top.

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To Sparta- To kick someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.
Sparterd- Being kicked in the chest whilst being shouted at.
Spartaring- (spart-er-ing) to be in the act of kicking someone in the chest whilst shouting at them.

Conor- Shut up or i will Sparta you!

Matt- Dude you got Sparterd.

Sam- Look he's spartaring that guy!

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This is sparta!

Used by Spartans to demonstrate to Persian messengers the first, second, and third laws of motion. Upon kicking the messenger over the ledge, the messenger exerted an equal force back upon the Spartan. At the same time, gravity accelerated him down the seemingly endless hole, and he will continue moving with a high velocity until he encounters the ground and transfers momentum to the ground, equal to his acceleration times his mass.

In reality, the phrase is simply one of the most awesome phrases ever uttered before.

Used in forums or gaming to signify ownage.

You're playing call of duty 4 and kill four people at once with a .50 caliber sniper rifle.

You: "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Others: *running away*

You're on a forum and a noob is spamming.

You "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

Noob: "Aaaaahhhh........*whump*"

Noob gets banned.

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THIS IS SPARTA!

the single greatest battle cry in existance. Every time it is heard it brings an un-conditional tear to one's eye. It was spoken by leonidas prior to kicking a messanger in the chest in order to send him sprawling into a well.

1-"This is madness..."
2-"Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!"
2-*proceed to kick into huge and conveniently placed well*

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