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OK, everyone gives Thomas Edison crap for being credited with the invention of the lightbulb, even though he wasn't the first to come up with that idea, but I feel that that is undeserved because he has a further 1,092 patents under his name, including the video camera and the phonograph. So suck on that, haters.
Thomas Edison invented 1,093 things. How many have you invented?
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Traditionally performed by two extremely hairy males, both nude. The first male faces forward with the second directly behind him. Then the rear male presses his chest firmly against the back of the male in the front. At this point jumping up and down from both parties is a must endeavouring to create static electricity. Once static electricity has been generated, the male to the rear then chokes the male at the front out. Essentially lights out...
Did you hear about Brian and Brendon? I hear they have started dating and love giving eachother The Thomas Edison on Friday nights.
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Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
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Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
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School In Tulsa, Oklahoma. Second Best TPS High School, Established in 1954. Boasts a Magnet program which includes many interesting classes. Also known as Edison Preparatory School. Though it truly is a "prep" school in all aspects of the word, there are all sorts of people there, and you can easily find your niche among the masses.
"Where do you go to school?"
"Edison."
"Nice."
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A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.
Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman