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The act of getting bitched out by your boss and when he or she thinks that you haven't completed your work.
Having to listen to your boss drone on and endlessly monologue on a topic
Eddie: Well, that was fun meeting with the boss.
MK: Did you get Thompsonized?
Eddie: You know it!
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The act of using poor grammatical correctness whilst drunk texting or any other form of messaging
Person thompsoning: deer is skne booty ejidos
George: what is wrong with you?
Ryan: dw hes drunk ignore him he's thomsoning
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An SI unit of measurement for the absolute value of bullshit in verbal or written communication.
Oh look, Gary is talking. My Thompsometer is reading 50 GigaThompsons.
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Goes great with either a wilson or a hyde, never a selby.
Man I feel like like such a Thompson right now for being with this wilson I know.
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a. To strengthen ones skills through vigorous daily training. b. An impenetrable coating that blocks out all sales objections.
If Chad had been properly Thompsonized, he would have made the biggest sale of his career.
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Meaning is Equivalent to Murphys law, if something can go wrong it will.
Dang it, I spilled my drink, that was the most Thompson thing that could have happened!
(tom-sin-ism): n. Someone who thinks at the utmost derpy levels of the human brain, whilst simultaneously speaking the human translated dialect of bird. Additional attributes may include, but are not limited to, subtle moaning sounds, strong attachment to drama, pokemon, extreme obsession with Dave Matthews Band, internet surfing, and can often be found perching on furniture like a vulture or in the fetal position. Habits include overthinking, ceramics, and piano playing. Physical appearance may allude to but falsely advertise being severely 'baked' (see 'stoned').
A Thompsonism smolder resembles 'Crush' from Finding Nemo
A Thompsonism perching resembles 'L' from Death Note
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