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Thor's Hammer

When a man’s penis is only able to be lifted by a hot enough woman. If a woman of insufficient hotness attempts to entice the hammer, it will remain flaccid. Usually used when the standard of attractiveness is exceptionally high.

Hey man, check out Takamatsu! Hot Right? No reaction?! What, are you packin’ Thor's Hammer down there or something?

by Bored ALTs January 6, 2015

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Thor's Hammer

While blowing your load, proceed to smack your loved ones face with the bottom of your penis repeatedly, until bruised.

"What's that bruise on your head from?"
"WHEN LOKI COMMISSIONED THE SONS OF IVALDI TO FORGE MIGHTY ITEMS FOR THE GODS, THEY FORGED Odin's spear Gungnir, and Freyr's foldable boat Skíðblaðnir. FINALLY, A THIRD MIGHTY GIFT WAS FORGED- MJOLLNIR, THOR'S HAMMER, AND THUS WAS IT WROUGHT UPON MY CRANIUM!"

by Johnny Justice March 18, 2009

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Thor's Hammer

When one gets aroused by thunderstorms or loud, booming noises.

This thunderstorms given John a bad case of Thor's Hammer. He has to get nailed during thunderstorms.

by OtterWithMjolnir August 2, 2018

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Thor's Hammer

When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.

Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.

by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005

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