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thored

when a sober, usually slutly girl has sex with a very inebriated, nearly unconscious male. Usually the male is only alerted to the fact that the thoring has happening after the sex has occured

My friend Kevin was wasted last night and totally got thored by that girl he was dancing with, he better get tested.

by darline December 12, 2006

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thoring

(verb) engaging in activities characterized by a nordic fellow by the name of Thor.

Definition: The action of spitting nonsensical facts during an ordinary conversation.

spoink!”
“my eyes were blue when i was younger but now they are more green”
“habitability around orange dwarf stars is highly unlikely”
“Again with the thoring man?”
“they are making white tattoo ink for black people”

by vole gang November 3, 2019

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thore

A sexual position in which 2 regular human males are bare backing while the front man is giving a midget a wheel barrel ride.

Wow, dude, you are as gay as a few dudes doing a thore.
Saying this is much easier than say a big explanation about what is involved in making a thore happen Ex: Wow, dude, you are as gay as 2 dudes bare backing while giving a midget a wheel barrel ride. You see much easier to say you are as gay as doing the thore.

by you know who i am, spangdahlem May 16, 2010

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thore

Massive FUPA lover.

Oh man that guy is such a thore. Meaning he really enjoys girls with FUPAs.

by you know who i am, spangdahlem April 29, 2010

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thoring

Another way to describe thunder and lightening referring to Thor the God of Thunder

It is thoring outside today

by Marvelnerd2000 June 15, 2015

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Thore

A whore, slut. A person who is going around wanting sex but claiming somewhere or somehow that they are a relationship type. When really like most people, or should i say all women, wink* wink* they want to go around having sex repeatedly with multiple people, young men not just young adults. Another definition is a woman who gets dumb and reckless when horny, and will do anything for an orgasm.

Definition 1. Taylor walked into the bar saw a 17 year old, a 22 year old and a 16 year old group of males with their fake ID’s to get beer, vodka, and some cocktails, and asked them if they would buy her a round which they did and she repaid them with 2 male orgasms while the others watched and her sexual moans as she climaxed.
2. Veronica met two 16 year old males and knowing she had a connection with a male she asked them if they were willing for a fantasy orgy which they replied yes.
3. Tiffany had never orgasmed before and started forgetting information minutes after learning it, forgot her earphones were in her pocket and went on a rampage because she thought she had lost them, and got a vaginal tingling sensation when chad the music junkie was near, the musk alone triggered her. And started acting dumb in front of him. He leaned in and she french’d him until he was stiff. She lead chad back to her dorm where she pulled out condoms and said will you do the honours of taking my virginity, which he obviously replied yes. After Tiffany’s orgasm she got straight A+’s for weeks until she needed Chad again. And again and again... I have to have the word defined so here it is. Thore ;)

by GOAL December 3, 2019


Thore

Thore is a guy with the biggest dick you will ever see, he is a real beast in bed and a formidable lover. When you meet a Thore it will be the coolest guy you ever meet and he will be a girl magnet.

daim i wish he was more like Thore

by sexgod132 January 31, 2023