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Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other
When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.
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Trying to have sex while flaccid
"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."
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A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.
Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.
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when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.
mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*
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If the quarterback completes a pass to a slot receiver running across the field while two or three defenders are converging
Wow Aaron Rogers ever thread the needle on that pass to Cobb the pass protection was outstanding on that play
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Sexual intercourse before starting a task.
Man visits female friend.
Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?
Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?
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When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.
mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka
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