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n: invented by Sir Thomas Throckmorton after a series of pisswangle accidents in the 1870's in which gentlemens' nuts were crushed by the wangle rollers, this device allowed only the willy itself to be drawn through the rollers of the pisswangle thus sparing the nads.
Egad you swine! You've drawn my balls straight through the throckmorton!
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If you break your hip your dong will always point to the side that is broken.
Tom wiped out shredding the gnar, his X-rays show his dong pointing left. Doc says the throckmorton sign never lies. It's l fractured left hip .
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Based on the discredited medical terms "Throckmorton Sign " and "Anti-Throckmorton Sign," using Throckmorton Citeria basically means moving whichever way your johnson is pointed, i.e., on personal whim, or with baseless reasons.
Trump decided to re-open the US economic shutdown based on the Throckmorton Criteria.
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The coolest motherfucker in the world
Me: Duuuuuuuuude my cousin throckmorton you shredded that skate park last night mannnnnn
My cousin throckmorton: wasn’t even that hard mannnn my saxophone kept me going mannnnnn
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A now discarded term in medicine, in which the direction of th flaccid penis on Xray points away from the area of injury. If the reverse were true, it was referred to as the Throckmorton Sign. In other words, a 50/50 useless distinction.
"Anti-Throckmorton sign indicates fracture in the distal ulnar region of the left arm."