Tie

A tie, which goes around a mans collar generally when he is wearing a suit. Also see bow tie.

I wore a tie to my conference, 'twas covered in nacho cheese which I did not notice until after words...

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tie

A layered strip of shaped fabric that men wear in buisness suits...

or, a fashion accessory worn by the disgusting Avril Lavigne. see noose

"like, lets go to hottopic and buy a tie and rock really hard!!!!"

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A Tie

Stupidest fucking thing to get your father on Father's Day

End of story

what did i get on fathers day? oh i just got a fucking tie

btw i'm not a father, i just think that just giving your father a tie, is like telling your father that all he does is work. why not get him a shirt or a pair of sneakers?

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tie

1. a garment worn around the neck helpful in identifying workers who have been rendered eunuchs by their employers and/or someone who thinks looking important is more important than being comfortable enough to do actual work.

2. also helps dominatrixes identify potential clients who are passives.

(Origin: when slave-catchers would tie a rope around a slave's neck. Also, symbolizes iron collar and chain used to restrain slaves).

That poor dickless fuck has to wear a tie to work.

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tie

flip, fresh, fly, smart.

A word used in the mid-atlantic ghetto.

"Was I talking to you?"

"No, but I'm talking to you!"

"Don't get tie with me bitch!"

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tie

Long pieces of fabric that no one can put on used to go to weddings and shit.

They can also be used for posers trying to look like Avril Lavigne (a poser herself)

A: I wore a tie to school and tried to be avril lavigne

B: You're a dumbass!

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Tie

A business necklace.

Your tie is very fashionable, it’s like a necklace.