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when you fuck a girl in the ass and the bitch got diarrea all over your dick and you wipe your cock from her chin down her stomch
Hey Joe, do you think its a good idea to give Beverly a Tennessee Tightrope tonight?
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The act in which someone is suspended in air by multiple penis's. Specifically in the anus, mouth, and both hands, thus resulting in the form of a tightrope. This position was started in Belgium due to the low amount of bridges and women.
Bob: "Did you hear about Jack?"
Doctor: "No, but please tell."
Bob: "Well he was on the receiving end of a Belgian Tightrope."
Doctor: "Oh my! When did this happen, and why is your penis so swollen?"
Bob: "About 20 minutes ago. Question doc, if your penis takes the weight of 115 pounds while being erect and you hear a loud pop, is that bad?"
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A phrase concerning a responsibility of oneself, usually along the lines of being a personal burden or curse. A synonym to "My cross to bear"
I hate being the designated fat girl of the group, but I know that it is my tightrope to walk
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The act of maneuvering your bike around people on a pavement or other public area, without knocking into anyone.
If you make physical contact with anyone whilst doing this, you fall off 'The Tightrope'. As a consequence, you've created a very awkward situation, as well as making a fool of yourself.
'Walking The Urban Tightrope' can sometimes be a tricky business.
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The most random thing the human brain can whip up within the 21st century.
Fucking, Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope.
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Pulling the skin of a dick and twisting it so you can stand on it
The horny slut wanted to give the young child an Irish tightrope
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When you tie buttplugs to both ends of a string, insert one buttplug in one man's anus, and the other in another man's. Have the men crawl on their knees away from eachother until the string is tight. This is a Trudeau Tightrope.
I saw two gay dudes do a Trudeau Tightrope so tight you could use it as a clothesline.
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