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The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.
Man, don't go into the restroom, Joe made it a Tijuana steamhouse.
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A Cleveland Steamer but on the back
Camryn was shocked when Russ gave her a Tijuana Backpack instead of the back massage he had originally offered.
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The burning feeling a guy gets on his dick from having anal sex with a mexican woman that ate some spicey food
She must have ate a dozen jalapeños because I got the worst Tijuana Burner after doing anal.
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After ejaculating into a condom, proceed to taking it off and turning it inside out, then with brutal force pimp slap your lover with the condom from one end of the face to the other thus creating a drift like mark made soley from baby yogurt.
Greg, I totally tijuana drifted your mom last night, the impact was so hard her face was smoking.
I was going to tijuana drift my woman after i ejaculated, but when i pulled out i realized i didn't have a condom on, talk about a bad night!
Before engaging in sexual intercourse , a man puts a few drops of Tabasco sauce on the head of his penis. Then proceeds to have sex using the Tabasco sauce as a lubricant as well as aphrodisiac.
“What happened to all the Tobasco sauce? Brandi and I tried doing the Tijuana Bang last night. It was hot literally and figuratively.”
“This girl on tinder told me she wanted to to Tijuana Bang. Do I bring the Tabasco or her?”
When you take leftovers from a resturant (preferable Dennys) and stuff then in a targets mailbox. If possible, it should be done in winter so the leftovers freeze. Repeat as necessary.
Dude, don't eat all your nachos, we gotta run some Tijuana Tackleboxes tonight!
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The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.
Don't go into the bathroom, it's like a Tijuana sauna
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