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A Danish term for when you have to pee and poo
(a contraction of the words "tisse" and "pølle" meaning peeing and pooing)
"Hold da kæft hvor skal jeg bare tille nu!"
- "Shut up i have to 'tille'"
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cash register you fools! An object comonly found in stores where money is kept for the purpose of giving change and storing profit.
Customer: I'd like to buy these shoes.
Worker: Sure, i'll ring you up on the next till.
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The world's greatest lead singer. Known for his deep voice, singing in his native tounge of German, and love of fire. He is the singer in the German band Rammstein.
Man, Till's preformance at the concert last night was great!
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Getting a toothy blowjob from an old lady with one tooth, very much like tilling a field.
What’s worse than a toothy blowjob? Tilling.
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Only the Hottest Man on the face of the Planet. Till Lindemann is a very talented Singer of the German Industrial Band, Rammstein. No, "Du Hast" does NOT mean "You Hate", it means "You have". And no, the song is NOT about baking a cake. He is a Beautiful, and Talented man, who any woman would be lucky to get raped by. He is NOT a Nazi, and he does NOT worship satan, and he is NOT a Wife Beater, as the German tabloids claim he is.
"Wow, did you hear why Susie isn't at work?"
"No, why?"
"She saw Till Lindemann and fainted!"
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Noun- Slang term for womans breasts.
"Damn yo, what's up with that girls tills?"
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macht gerne sachen kaputt, weiß sich selber nie zu helfen, ist nicht wirklich schlau und zieht gerne mal ne fratze. ähhh loooo T....
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