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A rehashed joke Chuck Norris joke except with Tim Tebow as the subject so they are automatically douchey and not funny.
Saying Tim Tebow once won a game of connect four in three moves is a tim tebowism and not funny at all.
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ANOTHER WORD FOR HOMO,FAG,BITCH,PUSSY ASS MUTHAFUCKER!
WAS THAT TIM TEBOW CRYING ON NATIONAL TV?.....YES IT WAS!!
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A variation on the Spiderman in which the man catches the ejaculate in his hand and then uses the hand to stiff arm the unsuspecting woman as he runs away. Bonus points for performing a touch down dance after the completion of the act.
I was with this girl last night and I totally Tim Tebowed her!
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Starting QB for the Florida Gators. He has had much success as a college player, but won't do squat in the NFL. His style of play does not translate well at the next level. His only hope of making it in the NFL is to play....well nevermind. That fucker will probably end up selling used cars. He isn't going to play any position in the NFL. Even his buddy Jesus can't do anything about that.
Bob: "Man, Tim Tebow is good."
Joe: "Yeah, I hope Tim Tebow enjoys it now, because he ain't doin shit in the NFL."
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(v.) to deny sexual intercourse with a female who is desperately attempting to mate with the male counterpart.
Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her, sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have the heart of a champion.
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When QB Tim Tebow of the Florida Gators scores a touchdown or makes a great play this normally occurs.
Guy 1: Did you see Tebow score that long touchdown?
Guy 2: Yeah man, i did! It gave me a Tim Tebow-ner!
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Becoming severely upset or even crying over a major failure in ones life.
Bill is pulling a Tim Tebow because he lost at the Monopoly World Championships.
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