timbits

What Harold and Kumar were really trying to get.

Riley would not rest until he found some timbits.

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TimBit

When a man squats above a woman and takes a crap on her but it comes out like pellets of deer shit.

Man 1: How was last night with Becky?
Man 2: I dropped a load of TimBits on her chest?
Man 1: Nice

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TimBits

the ghetto ass Candaian version of Dunkin' Donuts munchkins. Tim Horton can teabag on my nutz EARLY!

Keyshawn-Ayo i when to Canada for free drugs and got me sum ghetto munchkins. Who wants.
Donut man zaps Keyshawn-see what happens to ppl who go to Canada. tsk tsk.

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TimBits

The real word for stupid donut wholes.

Terry ate a TimBit and then ate some more TimBits.

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timbit

Variation of the word tidbit. An interesting factoid or piece of information about someone or something.

Girl: I hate mayonaisse.
Guy: Thats an interesting timbit.

---- OR

Guy: Here is a timbit for you: elephants can't jump.

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Timbit

Someone who is not very smart, but is attractive. Dopey but cute. Usually bubbly and happy in personality.

I like her, she’s a bit of a timbit.

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Timbit Tax

Buying a Timbit so you can stay in a Tim Horton's to warm up, during Canada's cold season. Done so out of courtesy, or forced to by the staff.

Person 1:
I'm so cold from walking. Let's stop in this Tim Horton's to warm up for a bit

Person 2:
Shit do we have 18 cents for the Timbit Tax?