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The Quarantine Time Paradox

The laws of the space and time continuum do not apply to the universe during quarantine. 'Time' is in league with the coronavirus and deliberately shits itself every now and then in an effort to fuck your brain up even more than it already is.

March 5 : *blinks*
April 21: *opens*
Me: "Holy fuckermoli what happened in the last month"
Friend: "Couldn't tell you mate, The Quarantine Time Paradox is playing tricks on us again"

by monkeykaka April 21, 2020


space time paradox

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

space time paradox

by Raptor Jesus Christ December 8, 2009

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Call of Duty Timing Paradox

It's when you play peekaboo but the universe peekaboos you

bro, I swore no one was coming in but the moment I moved, he popped up and shot me.
Classic Call of Duty Timing Paradox

by suka suka blyat November 18, 2022

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time cock paradox

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.

"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."

by Waterproofclad April 9, 2012

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