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The term used to refer to a genetic condition affecting women of slavic genealogy that although attractive in their youth cannot help becoming ugly and fat when they age.
Dude, I want to marry that Russian chick, shes so hot.
No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.
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Involves eating 6 Taco Bell beef and bean burritos and going commando and see how long you can last with out shitting
It wasn’t very much of a Tuscaloosa Timebomb because I shat after 10 minutes.
a beautiful italian girl that u see when she's young and then a couple years later when u see again she is big,unattractive,nasty!
bruno ran into mary last week and said she got fat ! Yeh, she must of been an( italian timebomb).
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When a mexican girl reaches a certain age, usually late teens. They often get pregnant and blow up and get fat and round like a bomb.
Damn!! Did you see what happend to silvia?? she blew up like a mexican timebomb!
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When you are nothing but a fat slob who sits at the computer all day long reading UD, while eating the WHOLE box of McCain's Hotpockets (side note: either my lazy ass couldn't find them at the store, or they stopped selling them. If thats the case; bring them back!!!!) to yourself and you have spiked the bottom of one of them with immense amounts of hot sauce and you know the minute you eat that one, you will explode and die due to you health. Lets face it, you do not exercise and you eat shit all day long. Your heart has now given up. Time to die
hey, did you hear about Andy? He got hit with a hotpocket timebomb. I knew that's what would get him
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This is when you feed your girl laxatives then you proceed to do anal sex and the goal is to nut in her ass before she shits over your dick.
Hey babe lets do a russian timebomb.
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When you take an edible, and right when it should hit you smoke a joint/blunt.
Yo you wanna go rip a TimeBomb?