time square

A place in NYC usually filled with a lot of lights and people asking for money if you take pictures with them.

"Where are you going Barbara?"
"To Time Square Becky!"
"Have fun and watch out for that cowboy!"

Time Squared

When you are walking down the street and stupid foreigners stop in front of you because the light is red, even though there are no cars coming.

Matt: Sorry it took me so long to get here, I got Time Squared like 5 times on the walk over.
Josh: Yeh I hate those stupid tourists

Timely Square

A metaphorical location where no one is ever late, there is always a clock around when you need one, and you always have enough time for everything no matter how many things you need to do

Timely Square is likely a parody of Times Squares in New York

1. Will you stop asking me for the time every five minutes? I’m not the bloody clock tower on Timely Square!

2. They say that time stands still on Timely Square. Too bad it’s not like that around here.

3. I’m doing time on Timely Square. I’ve got the whole day ahead of me and there’s nowhere I need to be

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time squared

When you let your heavy balls drop (smack!) on someone's hand, head, face like the ball dropping on New Year's Eve.balls

I was taking a nap and my boyfriend time squared me in order to wake me up.

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Times Square Character

A Times Square Character is a Creep dressed in low quality costumes as your favorite movie or tv show characters that Hunt you down if you don't want to take a picture. They also steal your phone, forcing you to pay your money.

Diego: Why did you come back soo early?
Angel: I got chased by a Times Square Character who forced me to take a picture and He stole my Phone until I payed him money.

times square bomb

half a shot of absinthe, half a shot of gin.

drop into a cup of champagne.

Only drunk on NYE

Would you like a flute of champagne?

No thanks, give me a times square bomb please.

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Times Square outhouse

Any place where a large group urinates in a common area.

Brendan and the boys were out getting shitfaced again. They got together at a Times Square Outhouse. Brendan thought it was a water fountain. His bad!