tinch

Cross between a tad and a pinch when referring to alcohol.

"Would you like some more wine?"
"I have to get up early, just a tinch!"

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Tinch a loaf

Sitting on the hopper in the company bathroom with your iPod, playing games, reading email, and generally avoiding work, all under the guise of taking a dump.

HR rep: "Where's Jeff?" Salesperson: "I think he went to tinch a loaf. He should be back in about 20 minutes."

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