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1. a small mouse shaped like a tit
2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.
3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.
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a man who looks like a mouse and has tits
steve you are totaly a giant titmouse
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A bird referenced as something with a short term memory.
"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."
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When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.
Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.
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trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)
I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.
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To blow in a woman's butthole and squeeze her stomach to create a bagpipe impression and to make her appear "tufted." Then use her nipples as buttons such as on a bagpipe.
Person 1: So what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: Well, I got a blumpkin, then I gave her a Tufted Titmouse.
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The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.
A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"
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