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Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.
"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"
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A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.
God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth.
Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me.
God: TITS!!!
*LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups*
Adam: Whatever you desire sir!
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Hey Grandma! I know you let me look at your tits enough today, but I just love watching them move around. So let me see the tits some more!
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Ugly or Beutiful
Firm Or Saggy
Big or Flat
It's what most men want...
Guy#1 Man I want some tits!
Guy#2 Same Here!
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The external source of a woman's internal sexual power.
"Dude, you've got to stop staring at those tits!"
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1. Awesome, amazing, stellar, crazy, unbelievable, awe-inspiring, overwhelming, mind blowing, shocking, majestic magnificent, impressive, cool, grand, stupefying, wonderful NOTE:The word 'tits' can replace any of these words in normal speech. Chya!
Dude, that was tits!
That roller coaster was TITS!
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