Will’s Meat

This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.

Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.

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Meated

The term for slapping a hoe with your massive cock

I totally meated the shit out of that hoe last night

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meat

A man's penis.

When in heat, beat your meat.

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meating

The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"

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to the meats

drunken to the point of rabidity, like a wild animal.

OMG did you see Sheila grab my junk last night at the bar?! She was fuckin' to the MEATS!

meatness

<noun>

The very essential quality of animal's foodmeat, derived from it's genetic stock and quality of feed and care throughout the animal stock's life.

Example:
<ThorrDK-> that Costco rotisserie chicken bird is really subpar

<@Thundrblt> I like it, but it's a bit too salty
<ThorrDK-> it's the meat.. texture
<ThorrDK-> it's very 'meatness' is subpar... let's say
<ThorrDK-> you can only mask it's subparness with spices and salt

Meated

A new way for a guy to say he has fucked someone. Usually a very chavy expression. The origin of this word came from two friends who noticed a snapchat story chain had the word “meeting’ spelled “meating”. They decided it sounded like a guy telling his friends he’s had sex with someone.

“How’s it goin’ fam, yeah Arright. Aye, tha girl, yeah, yeah ooh she was at my gaff last night, proper meated her, lasted ages bruv.”

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