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Slang for the word today. Usually used in text messages and online chat.
You doing anything tods?
Nah, just chillin.
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Man, that Adam is such a tod.
An extreme version of a tod can other wise be known as a tod-bag--- the original douche-bag.
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Twerking On Dick. The first appearance of the term came from a Swiss guy traveling across the US and experiencing for the first time girls twerking on his dick. He couldn't stop talking about it. He would always reference it by saying "twerk on my dick". The guy became so addicted to this practice that he started to pursue it actively. A party wouldn't be a good party for him if he couldn't TOD on that party.
"Girls just wanna TOD"
"I got some TOD last night"
"Damn! She really knows how to TOD"
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To arrive at an Audio-Visual setup and find the driver as the lead contact for your set-up crew. Normally associated with a fucked-up situation that predicts a series of unfortunate events that will negatively impact your mental health.
Man, I had a 4am set-up yesterday and got Todded big time!
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Thing of Darkness - something that frightens you and takes away your confidence, energy, motivation. When it passes by you it extracts your soul. It controls your mood and can ruin your day.
Red Alert: TOD is on the move.
Look out, here comes TOD.
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An amazing guy. One who is faithful to the women he's with. Values his family and friends highly. He's sexy and an all around wonderful catch! Smart, charming and funny too. Do not let this one go, whether friend, family or more!!
You'd be lucky if you got a Tod!
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1) To sit down in such a way that your own penis actually slips into your own anal cavity. Accidentally, of course.
ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.
2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.
ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.
ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
1) ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding, purely coincidental.
2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"
3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
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