toddle off

To walk away. To evade. Immature avoidance tactic used by adults to escape facing responsibilities.

Don't just toddle off when I'm talking to you Markus. Don´t be such a pussy.

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Shwat Toddle

Noun: Some one who does diss honest or moraly wrong things

Verb: The act of kicking someone in the balls hard enough to make them jump back up inside them. Thus leaving an empty sack.

noun:"dude did you see Shwat Toddle earlier?"
"Nah he's a tool"

verb:"Jesus christ!"
"yeah even i had a little penis sympathy after that shwat toddle"

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Tart Toddling

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

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Shwat-toddle

1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks.

2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.

1.---
John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."

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Ass-toddle

Fifth of six levels of Ass.
One of the strongest levels of Ass, hard to come back to.

"Morty, you are such an Ass-toddle"
"Yeah, well...BLARG!"
*Morty running across field sobbing*

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Lego toddle

A verb, used to describe the type of unbalanced walk after stepping on a stray piece of Lego.

Ouch.

Watch out, don't step on that piece of Lego! You'll Lego toddle otherwise, and you don't want that!

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Toddle Slop

This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had food all over their face from eating.

That bitch is a toddle slop.

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