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The act of moving from a relationship with one Asian immediately to a relationship with another Asian.
Tom just broke up with Song last week, now he's with Xi...damn that Tokyo Drift was nice.
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Similar to the use of electric boogaloo, you can use this to indicate the third part of a series (movie, book, etc.)
Tokyo Drift refers to the third installment of "The Fast and the Furious" franchise, hence the use.
Sometimes also used to refer to the second part of a series.
Broski 1: "Have you read Bible 2: Tokyo Drift?"
Broham 2: "Of course dude!"
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When you turn the steering wheel so hard, you make your tires go "skrrrrt".
You can totally freak someone out with this maneuver, if you drift hard enough.
Person 1: Oh shit! A sharp turn!
Person 2: Don't fuck around, do something!
Person 1: Finna Tokyo Drift up in this bitch!
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The act of disguising one's self as a small Japanese Professor of Electronics and floating like a cloud around the room. Very impressive.
What is John doing on the ceiling with that soldering iron?
That's the Tokyo Drift dude.
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Getting horrible diarrhea from eating at Japanese airports just after landing.
Bill: Has Bob landed yet?
John: Yeah.
Bill: Ok, where is he?
John: He's on the crapper, he's got the Tokyo Drift.
Bill: He shouldn't have had that Sushi.
Bob (from bathroom): Holy shit! I think I just crapped out part of my small intensines, call a fucking doctor! QUICK!
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Slang term for Gonorrhea, more specificially catching it in Japan, presumably from a Japanese prostitute.
Howard -Hey Ron, how'd your trip to Japan go?
Ron -Terrible, I caught a real bad case of the tokyo drift.
Howard -That sucks man. So...it's safe to say it developed fast and it's pretty furious eh?
Ron- Shut the fuck up, Howard.
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Verb. The act of being so engrossed in technology in the car that one begins to drive like an Asian person and drift from lane to lane.
Example 1.
Dude 1. Bro! I was driving home and a bitch Tokyo Drifted into me!
Dude 2. Man that totally sucks. Goddamn smart phones and navigators are too interesting.
Example 2
Dude 1. Holy Shit Bro! We almost Tokyo Drifted into that wall!
Dude 2. Damn, my bad I'll stop texting my girl.
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