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A way too patriotic douche who is completely obsessed with secret military shit and guns with scopes.
"Wow! Look at the new Tom Clancy game! It's about another group of muscular men in dark places wearing goggles."
"Dude! That is messed up!"
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Tom Clancy is definitely the hottest man alive. He is known for making fucking sick sick sick video games aka Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos theory, which is a game that literally makes me shit my pants every time I play it. If you carefully analyze his video games you realize he lives vicariously through his main character Sam Fischer, who is so damn sexy they even made him his own Lego figure. Well anyways back to the subject, Tom Clancy makes Sam Fischer so good looking and suave because he himself never gets laid, and my friend if you were Sam Fischer you would get so much ass you would suffocate and die.
Tom Clancy is so hot even Ryan's mom would give him all her pussy.
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Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."
"How was it?"
"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
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A massive gaping organ with tentacles and a mind of a killer and the balls of a pedophile.
Holy shit, Tom Clancy's penis just destroyed my house and paralyzed me while skeeting everywhere. OMG hahahahaha.
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A game for try hard gay kids and older black men to talk about how sweaty their last encounter with rogues made them.
Tom: Hey man wanna play Tom Clancy’s The Division?
John: Nah man, I’m already gay.
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The best First person tactical shooter game of it's day
tom clancy's rainbow six seige is the best fps ever
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The best first person shooter game of its generation, people who say otherwise have the iq of half a pebble
-Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege is gay
-No u
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