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The act of a large, agressive homosexual lurking in the gay bar- and getting aroused by a smaller defenseless homosexual. The bigger one intends on taking him home and making him his bitch, but is undermindend by the small, clever homoexual and, infact, becomes the bitch.
I saw a classic example of a Tom and Jerry when Big Ben tried to persue a small male conpanion (offering 2 wine coolers), but he was cut short when the smaller man refused. He instead bought his own vodka tonic. Big Ben began to get angry, and by the end of the night, he finds himself hopped up on ecstasy and tied to a bullpin getting mounted by the smaller homosexual.
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MGM's Masterpiece. The cartoon that was brought to Earth by Jesus Christ himself.
Tom and Jerry is the greatest cartoon and the greatest thing that humanity has ever thought of or created
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A hot alcoholic drink made from hot coffee, beaten eggs, rum, sugar and brandy. It was popular before prohibition. Mentioned in "Dancing Dan's Christmas" by Damon Runyan. You can sometimes find peach Fireking Tom and Jerry sets with a big mixing bowl that says "Tom and Jerry" and matching cups. Santa mugs are nice for serving Tom and Jerry, too.
This hot Tom and Jerry is an old time drink that is once used by one and all in this country to celebrate Christmas with, and in fact it is once so popular that many people think Christmas is invented only to furnish an excuse for hot Tom and Jerry, although of course this is by no means true.
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A euphemism for double penetration. Also referred to as "T&J " and "getting TJ'd". Not to be confused with the other TJ.
"Kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some Tom and Jerry, but we all knew what she meant."
"Pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some T&J action."
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A strange phenomenon encountered when attempting to cross an empty road, where right as you go to step out hundreds of cars suddenly show up and make you stand there waiting,
Named after the scenes in Tom & Jerry cartoons when they put a toe on the street and millions of cars rush by, they remove the toe and the street is quiet again.
Let's cross over here, I can't be bothered to walk to the crossing and there's nothing coming....(enter billions of cars from nowhere)....uh oh, damn Tom And Jerry Effect.
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obsessive compulsive disorder, OCD is an anxiety disorder and is characterized by recurrent, unwanted thoughts (obsessions) and/or repetitive behaviors such as handwashing,counting,checking,or cleaning are often preformed with the hope of preventing obsessive thoughts or making them go away.
my neighbor lives with the tom and jerry.
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what you just saw the movie well then you dont need to know not gonna tell ya
tom and jerry the movie is good but has flaws
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