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When someone is passed out drunk, take your index finger and run through the sweaty crack of your ass and wipe it across their upper lip.
"Dude, what's that smell and why do I have a brown mustache?"
"I gave you a Tomahawk while you were passed out man!"
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When someone shapes their hand to a flat surface, and then commences to slide it up someones legs and smack their ball sack, while yelling tomahawk.
I tamahawked brad last week, I dont think hes going to have any kids.
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A Vegtable of Prey found in pastural agricultural areas of the US midwest
It looks like these rabbits have been eaten by a Tomahawk! You can tell by the pips left by the carcass
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When a girl layas on the ground, at the end of the bed, with her legs spread, and the guy jumps off the bed, and nagivates his penis to insert into her vagina with extreme force.
DUUUUDE, Frank Tomahawked me so hard last night i can barely walk!
Your first tomahawk is always the most painful. Ask Cindy, she bled like a dog in heat for weeks.
Your fist gave me a tomahawk
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In the middle of laying down the man hammer you pull out your dick, do a slight pose and begin a rhythmic drum beat with your wiener on her vagina. While "tomahawking" she needs to cry out in a native "war cry". The War Chief must then yell out in a battle cry singing "aye yai yai yai, aye yai yai yai" while matching the slaps of his wiener to the chant. Female ejaculation is imminent.
Yo that nasty mother fucker BK laid the Tomahawk on that slore bag Rhianna. Geronimo mother fucker!
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