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When you shove a football up a girls vagina, pull it out and throw a tight spiral to her sister. The spiral must be tight, or the tomlin cannot be completed. This act refers to the Pittsburgh Steelers coach Mike Tomlin due to confidential reasons.
I was over at Susie's house playing with my new Nike football so I decided I might as well break it in with a perfectly--timed Dirty Tomlin... her sister Bonita did not appreciate it though
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AMAZING ACTRESS WHO IS JUST AS GOOD AS MERYL STREEP IF NOT BETTER!! SHE IS TOTALLY UNDERRATED AND IS ALSO SECRETLY A YETI! YOU HEARD ME
"Wow, that girl is a great actress"
"She is such a Lily Tomlin!"
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The book of the legends of Mike And Dre. This successful script will keep you guided through girls, school, drama and sports and what is really important in your lifde and a true definition of Life
Damn Jacques Toussaint finally layed down that Del Tomlin Religion .
Michael Pettaway Tomlin is the most overrated ringleader in sports history. He constantly talks about "nameless gray faces", this and that, and while he says he means to treat every opponent the same way, he's basically telling elite teams that he thinks they're as good as the bad teams. He never adjusts his game plan to stop a team's best player. That's why he let Austin Ekeler go for 4 TDs on him last Sunday night. He allows the drama to destroy the team's season in 2018 and 2020. In 2018, he allowed the cancer B's of Bell and Brown to cause an off-field distraction and the team imploded like Three Rivers Stadium. In 2020, he allowed JuJu Smith-Moron and Chase Nutcase to TikTok away until Smith-Moron got his bell rung, coincidentally by Von Bell. He's had November or December collapses in 6 of his 15 seasons. He's lost or tied to 20 teams that finished their season with 5 or less wins, not the least of which was a 27-24 home loss to the 2014 Tampa Bay Bucs, who finished 2-14. I went to that game and was shocked when they lost. Don't mind me, I was but a small child when I went to the game. Mike is 8-8 in the playoffs and has went a mere 3-6 in the last 10 seasons. I'm sick and tired of this cheerleader/ringleader imposing his crappy regime on the Pittsburgh Steelers. Let me know with the like/dislike button what you think. I think he's an average head coach who's had great talent.
Mike Tomlin, the ringleader of the Pittsburgh Steelers circus, leads an overrated slobshow. However, the vast majority of the fans of the black and gold brigade will ignore this, and scream, "THE STILLERS ARE GOIN' TO THE SUPER BOWL!"
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Making the worst possible decision at the worst possible time.
*Fakes a punt on 4th&5 and doesn’t convert*
Mike Tomlin: “Wow, I really tomlined that one.”
The ability to be out scored and still be in first place.
Ryan: “They are 3-2. They’re in first, and they’ve been outscored by 31 points. And they are 3-2.”
Greenberg: “That’s just Mike Tomlin. He’s just Tomlining.”
That tan line you get from wearing Toms shoes.
bro: "nice tomline."
me: "I know! I was standing the whole time at the game and everything tanned except there."