Tom

An aristocrat of the soul, as blue-blooded as they come. A brave and strong Viking warrior-philosopher. Truly noble, gallant and chivalrous. A person of great depth - of mind, soul and heart. Strongest personality you'll come across, nothing can break his indomitable spirit.

Tom is an übermensch. He deserves fantastic dtea.

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tom-tom

When you slap someone (preferly a chick) with ur penis

I tom-tomed her last night accross her tits

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Tom

Stupid French man, probably.

Who's that prick with a baguette?
Oh, that's Tom

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Tom

Other word for cool

Person 1: He’s so Tom
Person 2: yeah I know I wish I was him

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Tom

He’s a perverted demon

Tom crawled on the floor with all fours and hissed at me

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Tom

Socially awkward dickhead that likes Xbox more than pussy. Can be considered lesbian.

Ugh that dude is such a Tom

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Tom

Tom: Tom is generous and sweet. Tom can be a total man-child, tom can be perverted. But Tom is a man you'd be lucky to have because though he might live far away he wants to take care of you when your sick or sad. he wants to calm you down when youre mad and snuggle you to sleep every night. tom is sensitive and his feelings will brake easy but its ok because its better than building walls. tom likes to do impulsive things when hes having a bad week. Tom know what he does wrong when he does it and says sorry when it is unneeded. Tom is the most perfect, handsome man in the whole universe and im lucky to have him. I want to grow old and, if I solidly change my mind, have children with him. I want to sleep in his arms every night. I want to have adventures with him. He is my Dark Angel and I am his Dark Princess <3

Tom: I love you forever.
Me: I love you till the day after forever
*snuggles*

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