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Tong

The war cry of a blind monk from the game "Dota 2"

"TONG!" the blind monk cried in agony as he was stabbed in the knee.

by Lee Sin/Ming Lee January 30, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tong

n. One person you meet who will never fail you, both intelligently and sexually. (Sexually only to females) He is most likely the most attractive person you have ever seen. No matter what gender you are and no matter your sexual preference, you will be extremely motivated to have an amazing night with him just by looking at him.

vt. Being able to handle something well.

v. Attracting people through physical appearance and emotional intelligence.

adj. Being extremely attractive; Being extremely amazing at sexual activities.

n. "Hey look at George Clooney! He is definitely a Tong like the Chinese guy.

vt. Oh! To all the gods in Olympia, you have totally tonged me last night.
v. You are tonging me now, I can think of nothing but you.

adj. You are tong, sir. I will never be able to have such a night again.

by Mr. Thatgreataguy May 4, 2016

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tong

Australian term used instead of billy or bong (utility for smoking herbal extract)
Can also be referred to as The Billy Tong

"You want to hit the Tong this weekend?"
"THE BILLY TONG!"
"Punch a cone on the tong bong"

by BROWN HILL BOIZ November 15, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tonge

the male sexual organ, but can be used as a derrogatory form of abuse against someone

you're a fucking tonge

by tristan halewood April 17, 2004

33๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


tong

a wannabe asian gangsta. one who tries to act like a real tong, but doesnt shower enough, can't afford a car, bums at scans house, is fired from pizza hut, etc.

daaaamn tong, get a job

by dr_crazy April 28, 2003

80๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tong

A scandalous girl. Loves human activism, travelling and going on a safari. Knows every line of the kama Sutra. Likes to be on top of everything- and I mean everything. Warning: Deers stay away.

How Scandalous are you? I am sure it's around 5 Tongs.

by jokester21 September 19, 2014

21๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


tongs

Adjective or interjection. A bro word used in place of cool. Indicates acceptance, acknowledgement, or approval. Always used in a low and unexcited tone of voice.

Bro 1: Hey bra, there a beer pong tournament tonight?
Bro 2: Fuck yeah bra, 11:00. It'll be tongs.
Bro 1: Tongs bra.

by Tarok, son of Mohg October 11, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž