Tonka Trucked

Getting Tonka Trucked is when you get struck by a large, often nigh-unstoppable force, such as a vehicle or other large, fast-moving object, without being run over; instead, you get pinned, knocked back, or sent flying. Like a Reinhardt charge.

"Where's our Mercy dude?"

"Didn't you see the kill feed? Reinhardt Tonka Trucked her, bro."

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back it up like a Tonka truck

To back it up and get down.

An ancient saying, originating in Mesopotamia, recently reintroduced by rapper Pitbull in the song 'On the Floor' by the Jennifer Lopez.

Moments after entering the club, Matthew backed it up like a Tonka truck.

Joseph ordered a root beer at the bar, then proceeded to back it up like a Tonka truck.

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Tonka Truck dick (T²d)

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

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