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A sexual act when a man, after intercourse or receiving head, pulls out and cums in the girl's eyes. He immediately does a jab/haymaker boxing combo, giving the girl two black eyes (as Tony Danza is a boxer), and knocking her out cold. He then yells out "Who's the boss, bitch?!?! Tony Danza!!!!"
I found out my girlfriend cheated so last night I fucked her one last time and then gave her a Tony Danza.
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Another term for "Donkey Punch"
when having sex with a girl (or guy if ur gay), and u yell out "WHO'S THE BOSS" typically the girl isnt gonna think to say "Tony Danza's the boss". so when she scream/moans out "you arrre" u punch her in the back of the head *which is pretty dangerous* and yell "TONY DANZA'S THE BOSS BITCH"
Shut up before i Tony Danza ur ass.
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When you are giving it to a girl from behind, then you slip it in the two-hole. When she turns around with the attempt to chastise you for having the audacity to slip it in the other hole, you yell out "Who's the boss???"
While I was doggy-styling this chick last night, I could barely feel anything so I gave her a Tony Danza and suddenly it felt a lot better. She didn't like it so much though, but hey, who's the boss????
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Ted: Fuck dude, did you just see that guy? He was Tony Danza!
Ted's Brother: Fuck no I didn't see that lame ass shit; I was busy fucking your mom in the ass!
Ted: But we're brothers!!!
Ted's Brother: JDNdkfjhDH!!!!!!
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1.The man that keeps me from sleeping at night...
2.A person or animal that feels a need to inappropiately touch and/or fondle a small child or rodent to death.
3. The anti-Christ
1. I can only think of his abnormally large, oddly shaped penis as I stare at the blank wall.
2. Get your Danza-hands off my baby you friggin Tony Danza!!!
3. That cult over there worships Tony Danza...they also have giant orgies with Michael Bolton and his Bolton-mullet!!!
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Giving a girl a Tony Danza is when you are having anal and you keep asking her who's the boss? and she will usually reply with, ohh fuck you are!, and then you pull it out, slap her in the face with it, and say NO! Tony Danza is the boss. Then return to anal sex
I gave that bitch a Tony Danza and she went nuts!
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A horrible attempt at a come back.
"Holy shit, did you just see Tony Danza flip that car... there goes his come back!"
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