Too little too late

Too late to apologize. When someone makes a huge mistake and his apology is way too little to cover the damages.

Son 1: I love you too mom
Mom glances at son 2
Son 2 long time after: I love you too mom
Mom: too little too late

9👍 4👎

Too Bad Too Sad

this is how it is julian it’s fucking right

-you lose in a game-

the other person: too bad too sad

3👍 1👎

ar too dee too

How your grandpa thinks R2D2 is spelt because back in his day they didn't have those stair wars.

"Gramps! who's you favorite movie character?"
"Well I sure do like that ar too dee too"
'WTF gramps"

Too Much Too soon

Martin Ødegaard

Martin Ødegaard was a brilliant footballer that was given too much too soon.

dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta

a really goofy ass way of saying dick, most noticeably said in a british accent

“yo bruv he literally took his entire dingle dongle dingle dangle tippy ta tippy too tippy tappy too ta out and we fucked it was crazy”