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The act of masturbating during a group Zoom call
Jeffrey, please stop Toobin while we have our meeting.
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Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed
“I’m totally toobin our next boring conference call!”
Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.
Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.
A definition coined by recent actions of a news reporter who was caught exposing his penis during a conference call on zoom.
To expose your genitals during a zoom, or any other online video conference call.
Person A: Johnny was toobin during our last zoom call.
Person B: Again? That guy is such a pervert!
Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.
Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.
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The act of masturbating while on a video conference call; specifically when it is believed the camera is muted.
The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin for masturbating on a Zoom video chat between members of the New Yorker and WNYC radio last week. Toobin says he did not realize his video was on.
Shameless masturbation, especially when on a Zoom call with colleagues. Bonus points- stroking your meat while on the clock.
“What’s up brah?!”
“Not much just Toobin it”